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i love drunk girls in bathrooms so much like they’re just so nice they tell u how pretty u are and become ur bff for like those two minutes that ur standing there in the bathroom its great
Enjoyed my pride weekend because of the company I was in. Last time I had a girlfriend I “loved” with me at pride I was pretty gutted cause I couldn’t be myself. But this year was so different I was glad to be able to show off what I had, and what type of girl I’ve become. Someone not afraid to show her true feelings and not scared to love someone.
The navy should actively recruit people who cannot swim because they will be much more dedicated to defending a ship
a wolfstar headcanon that i’ve been thinking about for like 6 years i’m sorry
- Remus Lupin is 21 years old and have just gotten his first, real, fulltime job
- A clerk in a mildy pretentious interior design store
- due to the summer heat he keeps the door open at all times, with his favorite radio station playing
- Sirius is homeless, workless and a free soul
- Sirius Black travels around with everything he owns on his back and his guitar in his hand
- Sirius Black thinks that the best place to stand on the street to sing and earn money is outside Remus’s store
- Remus disagrees because even if Sirius have a very nice voice it’s a very loud voice and this is the 3rd time this afternoon Remus misses his favorite song because he cant hear anything over Sirius music
- However it takes Remus four and a half days to gather up the courage to tell the young musician to move his ass and sing somewhere else
- because even if he constantly commits the unforgivable crime of drowning out Remus’s own music he also scares away the customers with his ragged aesthetic
- Shows out that Sirius doesn’t want to move, not even after Remus buys him a coffee
- The best place to sing is outside Remus’s store so he better come with something really great to make Sirius move away
- Remus ends up offering his own couch for Sirius to sleep on as long as he moves place
- Which is a great idea until Sirius walks around with messy hair and shirtless on sunday mornings
- Singing and drinking black coffee and leaving cigarette buds on the windowsill
- Also he leaves wet towels on the bathroom floor
- But he is excellent at making american pancakes and he tells really funny stories about his travels around the world
- And when the sink breaks Sirius knows how to fix it so they don’t have to pay for someone to fix it
- And one drunk evening Remus accidentally kisses him and when he blushes Sirius tells him that he is adorable
i wish i could use emoji’s in real life
wait apparently those are called emotions
im pretty sure penguin is not an emotion though
i’m pretty sure you’re not trying hard enough
Conversation I had while at work today.
- Me: So what do you want to be for Halloween?
- Little Girl: I think I should be Thor.
- Her Mother: You know Thor's a boy right?
- Little Girl: Yeah and I'm a girl and I want to be Thor.
- Her Mother: Don't you want to be something pretty?
- Little Girl: Thor is pretty.
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

